Im not gonna wast all your hard earned tax money on making a fancy campaign sign. If you vote for me I will raise the pay check prices. Everyone gets a free can of dip! Cops will be held at a higher standard so they will not be able to get away with beating us down like a stray dog! I will fight for you and your rights! If you vote for me you can be a cowboy too SON! YEE YEE.
Vote for skeeter he is a keeper!